Catchy Titles: An Imaginary Tracklisting

A laundry list of thing that all mean "I just don't like you that way"

Friends to the End (Misery loves Company)

Text Secrets (and Lies)

3AM

Brutally Honest

I'm a Bitter Betsy

You're So Vain (I Bet You Think My Status is About You)

Monologue 002: Child Care

Natalie is a 16 year old child care assistant. The kids are going out of control and she decides to call out the four kids who are the ring leaders and root of the problem. BRENNAN is freaking out because the kids are making fun of him, ALEX is yelling something at Brennan, DANE keeps telling her that it's all Brennan's fault, and PAUL is spinning around in circles making loud noises.

NATALIE: YOU FOUR! Right here! (points in front of her) Brennan, remember what we talked about? Are you gonna calm down? Because you're not calm. Alex! WHY ARE YOU YELLING? DO YOU THINK IT HELPS? BECAUSE I'M YELLING RIGHT NOW, DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER? ARE WE FIXING ANYTHING? Dane, really? All Brennan's fault? Why? Because he flirts with girls? Please, you're just jealous. You'll know when you're older. And PAUL! ...You're weird.

Go to class, all of you.