Monologue 003: DGAF.

NATALIE: So you've chosen to ignore me. After everything, that's the decision you've made. Awesome. I guess I put too much faith in you. I guess I thought you were a better person than that. From the beginning I have been straight up with you and I don't regret a single thing I've said or done, but I'm done trying. I've wasted time, effort, energy, integrity, emotion, in attempt to get things back to the way they were. If someday you wanna try again, by all means, I'll welcome it. But it's your turn, I'm not going to make it my job anymore. If you don't make a move, I'll be okay with that too. If that's how you want it, then I'm probably better off anyway. But honestly? When it comes down to it?

I dgaf.

Dive

She took the plunge
With closed eyes she jumped in
Without a care in the world
But now she's drowning

In thoughts, doubts flooding her mind
She's being choked by the stress
It's tightening round her chest

She breathes
But now she's in too deep
She can't swim to the surface
She can't swim to the surface

So dive! Will you go in and save her?
So dive! Before tears eliminate her
Dive in

All she needs is someone to hold her
Tell her the words she needs to hear
Someone to make it all clear
And her anxieties will rest at ease

She breathes
But now she's in too deep
She can't swim to the surface
She can't swim to the surface

So dive! Will you go in and save her?
So dive! Before tears eliminate her.

She forgot what it's like to be alive
To remind her all you have to do is dive

Catchy Titles: An Imaginary Tracklisting

A laundry list of thing that all mean "I just don't like you that way"

Friends to the End (Misery loves Company)

Text Secrets (and Lies)

3AM

Brutally Honest

I'm a Bitter Betsy

You're So Vain (I Bet You Think My Status is About You)

Monologue 002: Child Care

Natalie is a 16 year old child care assistant. The kids are going out of control and she decides to call out the four kids who are the ring leaders and root of the problem. BRENNAN is freaking out because the kids are making fun of him, ALEX is yelling something at Brennan, DANE keeps telling her that it's all Brennan's fault, and PAUL is spinning around in circles making loud noises.

NATALIE: YOU FOUR! Right here! (points in front of her) Brennan, remember what we talked about? Are you gonna calm down? Because you're not calm. Alex! WHY ARE YOU YELLING? DO YOU THINK IT HELPS? BECAUSE I'M YELLING RIGHT NOW, DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER? ARE WE FIXING ANYTHING? Dane, really? All Brennan's fault? Why? Because he flirts with girls? Please, you're just jealous. You'll know when you're older. And PAUL! ...You're weird.

Go to class, all of you.